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In Memoriam: Those We Lost In The Rebuild

Since 2010 the Edmonton Oilers have seen a never ending parade of players walk through those cool doors with the giant Oilers logo on it, only to be discarded sometime later for a newer, still not very good player to take their place. Today we honour those who served the Oilers but have since moved on. 

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Oilers Lost – Part 2

I know I don’t have to tell anyone here about what a long, dark slog it’s been since the halcyon days of spring 2006. We’ve all dealt with it in our own ways; some of us drink to excess, while others have taken to screaming into the void that is Twitter. Local Edmonton comedy troupe…

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ARENA UPDATE 08.03.16

Chris The Intern takes you on an exclusive tour of Rogers Place as the crew works to get all the finishing touches done in time for puck drop come October. Check it out! 

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The Other Guys: Free Agent Scrap Heap

Free agent frenzy has come and gone, and for the first time in history the Edmonton Oilers got the most coveted guy on the market! However there are still plenty of NHL players languishing in free agent purgatory right now. The Oilers would be smart to shore up their depth with the addition of some…

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FACTS: ADAM LARSSON

Embed from Getty Images Despite playing close to 300 NHL games in his career, one of the newest Oilers is still a bit of an unknown to most Edmonton fans. Today we’re going to take a look at some facts that you probably didn’t know about Adam Larsson.

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A JSBM CARTOON: THE TAYLOR HALL TRADE

Jeanshorts and Baggedmilk were able to score a spot at an ULTRA-EXCLUSIVE press conference held by Peter Chiarelli just mere minutes after the Taylor Hall trade. What they found out will alter your view on human existence FOREVER! Click here to find out more! 

Milan Lucic’s Best Fights

Embed from Getty Images He’s big, he’s mean, he scores goals, and he’s ALL OURS! Oiler fans and managers alike have been coveting Milan Lucic for years, and this fall we’ll finally get to see him hit a fresh sheet of ice at Rogers Place donning the blue and orange! Looch is a man of…

Goodbye Taylor Hall

Well my worst nightmares are coming true; the Golden Boys of the Rebuild 2.0 era are slowly being traded away, and my hopes of watching an Oilers playoff run in the near future are once again being dashed. Hopefully I’m proven VERY wrong, and Adam Larsson will be exactly what the doctor ordered, but for…

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Top 10 Reasons Not To Trade Taylor Hall

Embed from Getty Images It’s that time of year again, where rumours flock to the internet like the salmon of the Capistrano. Where Twitter is a desolate wasteland of pranksters retweeting years old tweets about free agent signings while waiting for actual hockey news. And where Oiler fans fall into a hole of madness in which…

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If You’re Not First, You’re Last

Embed from Getty Images We’re about two weeks away from the 2016 NHL Entry Draft, or as Oiler fans have become accustomed to calling it “The Most Competitive The Oilers Will Be This Calendar Year”. As Oiler fans we’re super well-versed on top 10 picks, and the first round in general. But what about those guys on…

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A JSBM CARTOON: DRAFT LOTTERY FALLOUT

Unfortunately for Oiler fans the 2016 NHL draft lottery didn’t turn out as expected. For the first time in what seems like decades the Edmonton Oilers will not be picking first overall at this years entry draft. Fans of the team took it rather well, but what about Oilers management? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!