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First Star, Worst Star – November 14, 2014

Welcome, welcome one and all, to the inaugural post in the NEW First Star, Worst Star feature! For those of you that are new around here, or have just forgotten a lot of things due to Oilers-related-alcohol-abuse (ORAB) this is a feature we did a lot of years back where we highlight the best and…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YA CREEPS!!

Here’s a short film I made with a couple of my friends a few months back. It was an official selection at the Open Wound Film Festival at the Santa Fe Comic Con and we won the award for Best Kills. OFFICIALLY AWARD WINNING!!! *Finger guns*

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First Star, Worst Star: Once Again.

You know, I held off on posting this earlier, because I didn’t want to take any attention off of the game day, but man. The only thing that could have made this game any more boring would have been if two 80 year old men had called the play by play. But Bob Cole and…

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First Star, Worst Star: Youtube Edition

Well, well, well. It appears to me that with Wanye hiding out from the law in parts unknown, that I’ve officially become the 6th coolest writer on this website. Take that my entire 8th grade class who refused to sign my yearbook! Who’s the loser now? *Still me*

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First Star, Worst Star: The Sequel!

Oh hey guys. It’s me, Jeanshorts! That’s right, in spite of Craig Wark’s death threats here I am back for another week with your new favorite segment; Jeanshorts First Star, Worst Star.

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Inaugural address from the ‘Shorts

Oh, hello everyone. It’s your old pal Jeanshorts here. Some of you may know me as that guy who posts nonsensical comments all over OilersNation, talking about anything and everything unrelated to the Oilers. Others probably know me as "Hey you! Get out of my garbage! I’m calling the cops!"