Everybody gets a goal! Final Score: 7-2 Oilers
You needed that one, gentlemen. Final Score: 3-2 Coyotes
Oilers 4, Panthers 3 (SO) post-game Oil Spills: Last second heroics get the Oilers a much-needed win
Not all wins are created equal! The Oilers are facing a critical stretch before the All-Star break with a few easy teams on the horizon. They didn’t make things very easy on themselves, but Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl bailed them out in the nick of time.
Just like we drew it up! Final Score: 4-3 Oilers in the shootout
The Oilers got embarrassed on Saturday in Los Angeles so they came out hard on Sunday and looked better in Anaheim. Then, last night, they got complacent again and got destroyed by the Sharks in San Jose. As Ken Hitchcock said, this team only shows up after they’ve been embarrassed. This is becoming hilariously predictable.
*farts loudly* Final Score: 7-2 Sharks
We saw two different teams show up this weekend. On Saturday, a disinterested, slow, and lacking-in-energy Oilers squad got rolled over by the last-place Kings. Then, on Sunday, a quicker, more engaged Oilers team with a bruised ego came out and took out their frustration on the Ducks.
Enjoy your eight-game losing streak, Ducks! Thanks for being such great hosts. Final Score: 4-0 Oilers
My power was out until roughly six minutes before puck drop and after seeing the Oilers play tonight I wish it would have stayed out.
Thanks to the Arizona Coyotes for being such kind hosts. Final Score: 3-1 Oilers
Maybe 2019 will be better. Final Score: 4-3 Jets
Life is meaningless, eat Arby’s. Final Score: 7-4 Sharks