Wayne Gretzky, Edmonton’s prodigal son and corporate shill, has moved to the business of wine-making. Or, rather, he’s asked someone else in the Niagara region to do it for him.

We went out to the liquor store the other night with a mission: buy beer. And we accomplished this mission. But we accomplished another, more important, mission: buy a bottle of the Great One’s wine. So we did. And as Christmas is on its way, the OilersNation team is going to consume this wine, and rate if for you.

What do we know about wine? Well, generally, it contains more alcohol than beer. And it enables one to play hockey as good as Wayne.

And we will prove this to you. So stay tuned.