George Parros revealed to be twin brother of superstar Yanni

bingofuel
November 30 2007 10:47AM

OilersNation, AB—Fresh from breaking the worldwide scandal that Oiler Allan Rourke is the child of actor Mickey Rourke, Director of OilersNation Geneology Dr John Bednarski has discovered Anaheim Duck George Parros is in fact the twin brother of legendary performing artist Yanni.

"If he isn't related, I can’t think of any reason why he would grow out his hair, and sport that greasy moustache," explains Bednarski

OilersNation staff contacted the Yanni Fan Club for comment but were told by a startled telephone operator that "this line hasn't rung in years. I have no idea how to get in touch with Yanni."

Bingofuel is the handsome cyborg who pulls all the levers behind the curtains of the OilersNation. When he isn't running the site, he's plugged into a wall socket, recharging. Or Brownlee and Wanye are playing "keep away" with him. He gets little to no respect.

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Reply #1 tracey November 30 2007, 12:11PM

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That is hilarious. Better than the first one

Reply #2 MrBurns November 30 2007, 02:00PM

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Who is Yanni?

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