We don’t need to tell you that the Mighty Oil are going on a road trip scheduled to last until March 2017. Why the Oilers agreed to a schedule that would have them play the next nine seasons on the road is anyone’s guess but we would think that Goatie McGrebeshkov screwed the pooch somehow. That shady dirt squirrel.
We don’t need to tell you that this road trip will dictate how the season is going to go for the Oil. It’s getting real already, only eight games in.
We don’t need to tell you that sooner or later we can’t help but think the Oil will shake off this slump and karate kick some team in half.
We don’t need to tell you that the only thing sadder than ANOTHER game on PPV tonight is the fact we’ll be paying to watch the game. Again. Even though we’re still wanting a refund on the last PPV two games.
Man are we suckers.
And we certainly don’t need to tell you we will be at the ninth consecutive Justice League meeting and pyramid scheme recruitment drive. It’s during the game and it’s here on the Nation.
We will see you there.
Suckers.
Wouldn't it be sweet if the Oilers had won?
What would that be like?
What you guys don't know is that an ounce of Wanye's liquid love is more valuable that gold.
I am just sitting back and reading all of this with my roommates and we are laughing our heads off. They cant believe this is an oilers site.
I… Don't… remember.
Bunch of girls in a room together reading and laughing at what you guys are saying… Too bad you guys went the Asexual route! ahh.
Asexual reproduction is the only way for me. This way when I finish early I get to yell at myself and still pass out satisfied.
Personally I think the Oilers poor play brought about this string of comments. We can't be held responsible for what we are talking about
Now that is the silver lining.
I would talk about the Oilers but then someone at Oilcity would get strangled again tonight.
I have seen pee wee tier 15 teams be more competitive than this squad
WHAT?? When did that happen?
What can they possibly be thinking?
Just don't worry about it. All you need to know is that my freezer is getting full.
of your demong seed?
demon…
Question: Are the Oilers even the best hockey team in Edmonton right now?
Do the Chimos still exist?
The baggedmilk army is one of great power a little remorse. Be wary my dear friends.
Answer: I saw a Bantam team at playing at the Canadian Athletic Club that would have something to say about that.
I'm going to build a time machine and go back in time and try and fix things in the past.
Talk to you all later Nation. Last person out please end the meeting.
Justice league out.
*Squirt*
umm…meeting adjourned.
…I got the lights.
fuckin Oilers………………..
Sorry I could not make it to the justice league meeting, I was getting my Scientology audit last night. Having some dude hold coke cans to my ears while passing an electrical current through them was WAY funner than paying $15 for the PPV game – Damn you Oilers.
Much appologies.
Hawkgirl aka
On the plus side, Stauffer gave a great call of a sucky game.
Truth is, Rod Phillips was feigning an injury because he knew how sick he'd get watching the Oil slip into the same old despair we all know as the "regular season".
It seems obvious to me, MacTavish has lost any influence on the team we had hoped he had. The team doesn't play for him out of respect and they don't play for him out of fear.
Can we start counting the days till his departure?
I'm really glad I left before all the talk of asexual reproduction, love sacs and Wayne goo. What a mess that would be to clean up.
Jeezus TB,
there's people you can talk to
:s
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