Unfortunately for Oiler fans the 2016 NHL draft lottery didn’t turn out as expected. For the first time in what seems like decades the Edmonton Oilers will not be picking first overall at this years entry draft. Fans of the team took it rather well, but what about Oilers management? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!
SOLID. GOLD.
Plan B needs to be a bold move not foolish move.
Foolish plan B move is to trade the pick.
Bold plan B move is to draft Tkachuk.
Actually Plan B is to move the team to the moon. The cartoon explains everything!
Love the cartoons, live down south, Flames fans find this stuff hilarious, but then I have to remind them of the jackass that bought the Stampeders, so his underwhelming , underperforming son could play Quarterback.He could not!
I tried to trash you more then once, I just kept clicking and clicking and clicking on the trash button.
Bold is not to draft Tkachuk. Bold would be to draft Chychrun. Drafting Tkachuk is what any team at #4 would do.
I don’t blame you though, it’s that time of the year where we are all obsessed with what we hope will be our shiny new toy and at the same we refuse to trade in any of our old toys. I say we collect all skilled forwards we possibly can, and dress one of them on the Top Pairing Right Side D spot 🙂
THIS ISN’T EVEN REAL, DUMMY!
Ya. It’s like one of two options.
1. Draft Tkachuk.
2. Go to space.
3. Don’t draft Tkachuk.
Go OIL!!!
Funny.
I’d say don’t quit your day jobs, but that would assume you have day jobs..
Back with a bang! Todd M looks like he’s due for a liver transplant in that picture though.
Plan B
Tkachuk
Dubois
Sergachev
Slow clap!!…very slow clap and stand upright..
“Time for plan B,” is what Taylor Hall tells all the girls the next morning.
This video doesn’t make any sense. Only Nicholson and McLellan escape Kingsway. How does Chiarelli get there?
Sheesh.
You could fly a Herc through all the plot holes in this thing!
Hahahaha!!!! Between this and that epic Marcobello-article jeanshorts is on a roll!
BOO JEANSHORTS!
This is not a plan B, this is an exile for losing the draft lottery.
The previous management at least give up some rewards by winning the lottery. This new management can’t win anything, not even the draft lottery.
This new management group should be executed, not just an exile.
Great. Now we really won’t get free agents to join the oil. Too much travel from the moon. Blow it up, start again.
What could be worse , they all proclaimed as they went to hide and bury their heads on the moon . To think we know hockey even worse than Lowe and MacT . new how to build a team . Sorry Conner , I guess we don’t . Losing the draft , we simply don’t know which way to go, can you help us out ? Sorry says Conner , I’m going back to sleep away this nightmare you’ve created for me .
This would have happened under Tambo, and it would have been just as cartoonish….I mean amateur
Draft should be interesting. Historically the previous year’s 1st pick is there as part of the welcome wagon (along with Hall). If they are seriously planning on trading the pick the tell will be no McD at the table. “Might as well stay home kid – nothing to see here…”
On the bright side, BEST TEAM ON THE MOON! EVER!
I’m legitimately worried I’ll never watch another game again without having a bag over my head…
You simply need to collect the correct pieces, until the puzzle is complete, then complex mathematical analytics and equations will tell us a story, and we will be awarded accordingly, with a silver trophy. You must return the trophy within months, but your names will be carved into it for all space history. “We need a puck transporter to right this ship”, said the fox to co-pilot Peter. “We don’t have room”, said Peter. Bob, overhearing this discussion from his space office, taking a break from his top secret endless investigation, said “Shall we see if the Dallas Starships will exchange a puck transporter for some depth up the middle?”. Shocked at what he just heard, Master of the Galaxy and Druglord Darrell Katz, stated “We have the Russians on our side”, referring to his prized Nail, “My young apprentice said it will be so”. A crazed space man known as MacT emerged from his chambers, “Visually things look promising”, said the crazed man. The fox, slightly irritated, snarked “This isn’t the 80’s anymore, boy, space time works differently than earthly time, we’ve been over this”. The preserved talking head of Fred “Ralph” Krueger, a man MacT severed years previous in a fit of rage, looked on from his tank of liquid…. deeply thinking of how much he looked like Al Bundy.
Lucic said he would like to sign in Edmonton if he can’t sign in LA.
Really? Where/When? I’m guessing he will be here now, and I think he will help huge. I doubt he just said that for no reason. Someone everyone respects and forces the skilled guys to work hard etc. I think this spells the end of the line in Edm for some expensive young skilled players. TOo bad Lucic wasn’t RW
Robbie Rosa was my favorite Menudo.
Smh ..
Duff me !
Plan R:
Draft 4th overall and DON’T promote him for 2 (one more junior and one minor) years.