The alternate titles for this article could be “how Citizen Alpha and Wanye have spent Spring 2010” or “bound to fail website #4,234,347.” In either event, we have just rolled out a new website and we think you might just find it interesting.

The road to ruin is literally full of failed “internet/software + golf companies.” Every asshole with a computer and a desire to try and pull one over on the rat race has at some point said to himself “why don’t I make a golf site? I COULD PLAY GOLF FOR A LIVING!”

Generally at this point they start running around in concentric circles laughing hysterically and are soon committed to an assisted living facility.

Tee time sites, golf scheduling sites, Dutch titty sites. Dime a dozen, generally have poor technology, little advertising and fail quickly.

Sounds like a recipe for success to us and we are going to give it a college try because of all of the Citizens of the Nation who are:

a) playing golf already

b) cheap/broke

c) looking to play more golf

Do you like golfing? 72% of the Nation has indicated they play at least once per month.

Do you like paying top dollar to golf? We are betting that you don’t.

Ladies and gentlemen – may we present 1dollarteetimes.com

We book all of our tee times three days in advance or less and each and every tee time on the site will be a minimum of 50% off. And on rare occasions when the courses are feeling generous you can play 18 holes of golf for the startlingly low price of a $1.

You read that right – a single dollar.

For less than what it costs to sponsor an orphan overseas, you could be kicking back with your buddies on the 5th fairway somewhere laughing about your ol’ pal Wanye and his dreams to make everyone skip work.

We have 5 courses to start and are busy at work with our partners at Nevada Bob’s lining up more as we speak.

It’s slow going so if everyone can go to their nearest golf pro, punch him or her square in the face and scream “ARE U ON 1DOLLARTEETIMES.COM YET?!” we would sincerely appreciate it.

In the meantime there are a few tee times already on the site and our courses will be adding to it daily. We promise that we will not rest until there are dozens of courses putting tee times up and we are all skipping work regularly to play golf at half the price.

It will be the cheapest threesomes on the internet. Guaranteed.

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