GDB 64: Welcome the new kids

Sometimes we get so busy reading this site we forget that we are technically a writer on here. Not a connected writer like Gregor, or a smart writer like Willis, or able to see into the future like Brownlee, not really responsible for anything writer like Bingofuel, more like johnny-on-the-spot-you-can’t-fire-us-cause-we-invented-this-bitch-type-of-a-writer with a gigantic wang and a mind like a steel trap.

Today though? Not so much. We were reviewing the comments on Willis’ article and came across the lineup for tonight’s game:

Kotalik – Horcoff – Hemsky
O’Sullivan – Gagner – Pouliot
Penner – Cogliano – Pisani
Jacques – Brodziak – Stortini

Isn’t that interesting, we thought to ourselves and stared at the line up doing an indepth analysis in our steel trap of a mind. Then we read this comment by our boy DK0:

“Totally right” we agreed “when WILL those idiots get a GDB up?” Then we came to the horrible realization: technically getting a GDB up in time for the game is our job. Then we theorized that the game mustn’t be for hours and we took a peek at the time for puck drop and saw that the game impossibly starts at 5:30 PM MST. Makes sense right? The game is being played in Ottawa, they are two hours ahead of OilersNation HQ.

Well son of a bitch.

Here is your GDB for this the 64th game of the year OilersNation. And right now, at this very moment we would bet each of you that there are a couple of scared new faces in the dressing room wondering all sorts of questions in their new little heads:

Easy, easy new Oilers. There will be plenty of time for these questions. First get ready to whip some Senator ass. You have 15 minutes till puck drop.

Goilers.