Might sound funny, but we’re thinking Oilers
By Wanye
15 years ago
Dagnabbit, there’s been far too much talk about other teams here lately.
This is the OilersNation, not the teams-still-in-the-playoffs Nation. We were lying on a cardboard bed underneath the Highlevel Bridge last night, trying to sleep off our Sunday binge, and we got to thinking. If we were Kevin Lowe, what’s on the top of our “To Do” list when we roll into the office Monday morning? You know he has something to do every day. He doesn’t take many off our K-Lowe, does he?
For us it would be…
- Sign Horcoff
- Find goal scorer and acquire using Stoll, Torres, Roloson, Anaheim Draft pick as bait
- Mail Brian Burke a box of toe nails
- Send Mr & Mrs Gagner a thank you letter for raising their son so effectively
- Buy and hang 1,523 mirrors at Oilers head office to ready for the return of Craig Simpson
What do you think should be on this list?
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