Monday Mailbag – January 26th

It’s Monday morning, none of us want to be working, and we’re looking for ways to kill time – enter the mailbag.  As always, this feature is completely dependant on you guys. If you’ve got a question you can email it to me at baggedmilk@oilersnation.com or hit me up on Twitter at @jsbmbaggedmilk.  With that, I present your first workplace distracting of the week. Enjoy.

Long way to go still. I expect we’ll see the roster weakened by moves between now and the deadline. I expect Jeff Petry to be moved, for starters. In any case, trying to finish dead last to ensure one of the first two picks is going to be difficult because Buffalo is terrible.

The Oilers have been 30th place bad in large part because of goaltending that was so bad it could only get better. The Oilers climbing ahead of a couple teams was an inevitability all season. Is it a mistake? Let’s see how this team looks after the trade deadline. We could be right back to Last Place Hockey again.

The Oilers are auditioning a new coach in Todd Nelson, and it’s crazy to undermine a team coming together under a new coach. The pick will have to take care of itself. Edmonton may have their coach of the future here and that must take priority in my opinion. 

You can’t ask players to lose on purpose. He traded Perron away for a draft pick and 4th liner. Unless you want him to give away more players for nothing, there isn’t much he can do. I’ve always said you have to be really bad, or get lucky with a string of injuries to finish 30th.

If anything, I think MacT did what he thought was going to shore up a last place finish. Traded Mark Arcobello for a much older and broken down version of Mark Arcobello. Traded away one of the only legitimate depth scoring guys and last season’s team leader in goals, for a 4th liner on his third team of the season, plus some magic beans. Brought in ANOTHER coach with absolutely zero NHL head coaching experience, has done absolutely nothing to shore up the defence or goaltending, and appears to be well on his way to losing the only good D-man on the team for MAYBE a 2nd round pick. 

Unfortunately (or fortunately? I can’t even decide anymore) Derek Roy and Todd Nelson have helped inject some new life into the team, combined with the fact that the goalies have finally started playing like average NHL goalies, and the Oilers have a bit of an easier schedule in the second half of the year. PLUS Buffalo is making a crazy hard push to never win another game for the rest of the year. It’s basically been worst case scenario in the Fall For First Overall. 

TL;DR No, this isn’t a “mistake” by MacT, and it’s hilarious that now that we’re winning a few games he’s at fault for not icing a crappy enough team, when he was also (rightfully) at fault for icing way too crappy of a team when they couldn’t win a game to save their lives. The life of an Oiler fan! 

No it isn’t a mistake. There are teams in the NHL that have way more UFAs to trade away. They will be a shell of a NHL team after the deadline. The OIlers can’t compete with that. Also the Oilers need to “move this thing forward”. They can’t continue to be one of the worst teams in the NHL. Stability of effort and structure are the two elements I would like to see from the OIl down the stretch.

Let’s wait until they have some real success before worrying about the negative ramifications of that success. They’ll be picking top-five anyway no matter how well they play.

I bet if we were able to find the door to Kevin Lowe’s underground lair that we would hear rumblings from management that they’re upset about the wins.  I say, if you’re going to fail you’d may as well fail spectacularly.  Although, it appears that Buffalo lives by the same motto.

Yes there is such a thing. Can take many forms. Don’t recall hearing that around the Oilers “every year” if that’s the team you’re referring to.

I think there is such a thing but I’m hesitant to label any player a coach killer. I also think it’s hard on a team of 20-23 guys to have 1 who is the coach killer. I think a coach killer is a star player who completely disregards the instruction of his coach to the point where the team can fail and the coach get fired. So that is predicated on the player having that much influence and the coach being absolutely right in what he/she asks of the player. I don’t know. It’s all wish washy.

Young players who are inconsistent can certainly try the coach’s patience and may contribute to a coach being fired. I don’t buy men like Phil Kessel being coach killers though. Streaky doesn’t mean a player is holding back their skill, stuff happens.

A combination of bad players will likely get any coach fired. It is hard for one player to get a coached fired.

I have a really hard time believing that on a team of 22 players, ONE guy can be solely responsible for the coach not getting the desired results. This is just one of those things that happens when a team is perpetually crappy/underachieving and their best player is having an off year/unable to single handedly drag their team to success *waves at Ovechkin*. 

Yes, there are coach killers. Players that refuse to be part of the team success which mean sacrificing part of their individual success. Listen or read comments out of Chicago and LA. Those players talk about their team and the right way to play.

Probably, but for the most part I think it’s used as shorthand for ‘this is the best player on a bad team and after a while we just need to blame the best player because all the terrible players below him on the depth chart have been traded.’ You can see why they use shorthand; that’s terribly long to squeeze into a column with a word count.

I’ve been Googling all morning and I have yet to find one story of a coach being killed by one of his players. Seriously, look it up. *rimshot* 

Over the past decade there’s only been two, three or maybe four 50-goal men most years. Goaltenders are bigger and better and there’s more emphasis and attention to defensive detail now.

Mumps. The answer is mumps.

I think it’s luck mostly. Alex Oveckhin is the guy you always look to and Tyler Seguin seems like he’ll threaten that number, plus there are any number of Penguins who can push that number. I suspect someone gets hot in the second half and reaches the number.

Technically, Seguin and Nash are on pace for 50, and Ovechkin is just under. We haven’t seen many 50-goal scorers recently. I wrote about it last week and you will see that we have only witnessed three western conference players score 50 in a season since 2003. Video and advanced coaching is hurting offence, because teams can prepare, but we still have elite players like Ovechkin, Stamkos who can score 50 and Seguin might become one of those skilled scorers as well.

The game is definitely changing. Teams live and die by defensive systems, goalies have gotten humungous big and are more athletic than ever, and I think a lot of teams are becoming more well rounded, and score as a team rather than relying on just one guy for the majority of the offence. These things are usually cyclical so I wouldn’t be surprised if a couple guys broke through the ceiling again over the next few years. And I also can’t wait for the NHL to introduce a bunch of useless new rules they think will help increase scoring, and end up changing the game for the worse! (See: Trapezoid, Puck Over Glass penalty). 

It is so hard to score in the NHL. I really feel the goalie equipment needs to be shrunk. Most goalies are very tall but very skinny, yet they look like monsters in their gear.

Hard to say. There aren’t usually more than one or two in any given season, so it doesn’t take many players having off years for that sort of thing to happen.

I think it’s almost unfair to expect a bunch of guys to score 50-goals like they used to back in the day – it’s basically comparing apples to oranges.  Goalies were so bad, back in the day, that scoring 50 goals could almost happen by accident.  Now days, goalies are infinitely better (and look more like tanks) than they used to be, and the defensive schemes are way better. 

Don’t know. Nelson was passed over once for Dallas Eakins. Why would he want to stick around if Oiler management goes another direction yet again?

I think technically he’s under contract but I would think that the team would allow him to interview for NHL jobs. Sometimes when coaches sign deals there are provisions that prevent them from applying for jobs elsewhere. If he’s passed over the Oilers need to do the right thing and let him apply. Even if he doesn’t get a job it’s the right move.

I’m sure they’d love to have him back in the AHL next year (if he isn’t the head coach) but there’s miles of blacktop to travel. I’m going to suggest the Oilers may well have their coach of the future in Nelson.

Oilers would grant him permission, like they did last summer, to interview for other NHL jobs. If he landed a job they would let him go. If he didn’t, and had no other AHL options he’d likely return, but if the Oilers go with a veteran coach over him, I’d bet he would  want out of organization and they would mutually agree to part ways. There is no reason for them to hold him back from another team if they won’t hire him full time.

I’m honestly not sure how this works. He’s still under contract for two more seasons so I don’t see why they couldn’t just send him back down to OKC if a guy like Bylsma decides he wants to commit career suicide and come coach this team next year. I’ll defer to Willis on this one though.

I would make him an assistant if he will take it. He knows the guys in the AHL very well and what makes them tick. But If I were Todd and passed over twice by the Oilers I would feel it was time to move on.

Just signed it last summer, in fact. That’s a pretty good question – it’s awfully hard to bump him back to the AHL after he’s been an NHL  coach. Doubtless it’s a question Nelson would rather not know the answer to.

If the Oilers pass over Nelson for the second time, I would hope that they’d let him go despite the fact that he’s under contract.  The guy looks like he’s ready for a shot at being an NHL coach (his suit game needs work though) and I would expect the Oilers to either give it to him, or let him go to chase the dragon (NHL coaching job, not heroin).

Castration?

I’ve always found that most guys are open to all kinds of…bribery. You might need to get a little creative with this one. Maybe spice things up. Spend a couple of hours, take things slow, then turn the heat up and really blow him away. I’m of course talking about making a delicious roast in the oven. Food is the direct path to a man’s heart.

Mrs. Lowetide doesn’t like chick flicks. She likes comedies and whodunit’s and documentaries like that Steve Jobs item that was out awhile back. I’ve been married to her for 31 years and that’s really cut into my dating life. 🙂

If he wants to keep seeing you, then politely tell him he needs to see a chick flick now and again. Don’t ask him to pull a 180 and watch one every week, but most guys would do it a few times a year, if they truly like you. If you go to a few games a year with him it isn’t a big deal. Compromise is the key. If he refuses, then he likely isn’t that in to you.

*A million dirty thoughts pop into my brain at once. Dies of brain aneurysm*

A truly well rounded man will be open to anything his Gf/Wife is interested in doing. The street works both way. He can’t be selfish. I offer up the same advice I gave last week. Kick him to the curb and find a guy that will go with you.

The problem with chick flicks is the same as with any other movie – lots and lots of them are terrible. If it’s funny and done well I have no problem watching a romcom.

Have you considered liking better movies?