Oilers Christmas Carol Contest

It’s that time of year everybody! Time to max out your credit cards, flirt dangerously close with alcohol poisoning, and of course, sing Oilers related Christmas carols! We put out a call to all our Facebook friends to come up with their best Oilers themed carols and here are your top 5! Vote in the polls for your favorite and make someones Christmas wish come true!

Here comes Taylor Hall, Here comes Taylor Hall

Bursting down Left Wing.

He`s got mad puck handling skills

Dipsy doodles are his thing.

Hallsy spots Ebs in the slot

And fires a perfect pass.

Eberle one-times it into the net

And the Oilers score at last.

Here comes Taylor Hall, Here comes Taylor Hall

Starting from his own end

Takes the pass from Justin Schultz

Then gives it to Nuge, his friend.

Oilers come across the line

Hallsy goes to the blue (ice)

Nugent-Hopkins takes the shot

Hallsy scores on the rebound, OMG that’s Two.

Here comes Taylor Hall, Here comes Taylor Hall

Cruising through the slot.

Takes the feed from David Perron

And un-leashes a wicked shot.

Goalie tries to make the save

Alas, its not to be

Taylor puts that puck Top Shelf

And the Oilers have scored three.

Here comes Taylor Hall, Here comes Taylor Hall

Doing a lap at Center Ice

He`s been named the games First Star

For the apple and the two snipes.

Oilers have just won the game

Fans are filled with glee.

Taylor worked his butt off tonight,

And everyone went home happy.

 

[Dallas:] Alright you Oilers, Ready to do your drills?

[Taylor:] I’d say we are

[Ryan:] Yeah, Lets do them now!

[Dallas:] Okay, Ebs?

[Jordan:] OK

[Dallas:] Okay, Nuge?

[Ryan:] OK

[Dave:] Okay Taylor?…Taylor?…TAYLOR!!!

[Taylor:] OKAY!!

 

[Oilers:]

Playoff, Playoff time is near

Time for goals and time for cheers

We’ve been bad, but that can’t last

PDO Regression, hurry fast

 

We want to avoid back-checking every chance,

[Taylor:] Me, I want that girl from The Ranch

[Oilers:]

We can hardly stand the wait

Please practice don’t run late

 

[Dallas:] Ok Fellas, Get ready. You don’t look well,

do you have the mumps Taylor?

[Jordan:] Thats not the mumps!

[Dallas:] Well why’s his face look like that?

[Ryan:] He He He He

[Dallas:] Uh Taylor, Did you catch something from that girl?

Drop your pants Hall, Taylor…Taylor?…TAYLOR!!!

[Taylor:] FINE ITS GENITAL MUMPS!!

 

[Oilers:]

We want to drink and party and spend all our cash

[Taylor:] I want something for my rash!

[Oilers:]

We can hardly stand the wait

Please practice don’t run late

Seriously Dallas, don’t be a taint

Please practice don’t run late!

 

It’s that time of year again,

A time of family cheer,

Unless you are an Oilers fan,

Then it’s a time for manly tears,

While others are hanging lights,

Putting presents under trees,

The Oilers still aren’t playing right,

Every game their under siege,

the game starts and the whistle blows, it’s time to lower aspirations,

A kiss goodbye without a mistletoe, lick your wounds and lacerations,

Doesn’t matter if it’s Calgary,

Nashville or Vancouver,

Watch any Oilers game,

They’ll make you wanna smash in your computer.

 

But everything is gonna be ok,

Everything’s peachy keen,

Pretty soon, we’ll add another

Draft pick to our team,

He’ll be short n’ small with some short falls,

And he’ll make the children holler,

He’ll sell jerseys, Fill the seats,

And only charge six million dollars!

Learning is a process,

Losing’s a part of life,

In the meantime well just drink our beer, throw our jerseys on the ice,

We’ll start the games half asleep,

Let them dictate the play,

Then give them the 2 points,

Like a gift on Christmas Day.

 

Santa are you listening?

Santa are you here?

Can I please get a McDavid

for Christmas this year?

I haven’t been naughty,

I’ve been on best behavior,

Now please help my Oilers,

Cuz’ we really need a savior,

So when you come to Edmonton,

Please on Santa’s sleigh,

Bring us someone competent,

A man that we can play,

And next year at this time,

Pleas don’t be cruel and callous,

My only wish is a playoff round,

So we can lose to Dallas.

 

So this is Xmas

And what they done

Another seasons over

And draft talk has begun

And so this is Xmas

I hope you had fun

Tier one and tier two fans

Trade talk has begun

 

A very Oilers Xmas

And a happy draft year

Let’s hope for a good time

Without Rexall beer

 

And so this is Xmas (seasons is over)

And Katz can’t catch on (if you want it)

Eight years from the playoffs (seasons is over)

We all want Lowe gone (if you want it)

And so happy Xmas (seasons is over)

For Hall and for Ebs (if you want it)

For Nuge and Yakcity (seasons is over)

And the Nations wide web (now)

 

A very Oilers Xmas

And a happy draft year

Let’s hope for a good time

Without Rexall beer

 

And so this is Xmas (seasons is over)

And what have they done (if you want it)

MacT has held presser’s (seasons is over)

And a new coach has begun (if you want it)

And so happy Xmas (seasons is over)

We hope you had fun (if you want it)

McDavid or Eichel (seasons is over)

Is all can be won  (now)

 

A very Oilers Xmas

And a happy draft year

Let’s hope for a good time

Without Rexall beer

 

Seasons is over, if you want it

Seasons’ over now