Puckbunny Showdown Round 7: Sheldon Souray and wife

For the life of us, we can’t figure out if they’re together or apart. Now a married couple with children getting divorced is nothing to laugh about. Something you can laugh about, though, is imagining how pumped a playboy bunny must have been to find out that she was moving to Edmonton.

Sheldon: I got signed to a massive long term deal honey.

Wife: That’s great news! Where? LA? Anaheim? Las Vegas? Paris?

Sheldon: Look at that map I left on the wall for you. It’s called Edmonton. Look North

Wife: Like San Jose North?

If you aren’t still with your wife Souray, our condolences. Nothing sooths a broken heart like coming off the injured reserve we hear, though.