Sexytime Showdown Finale

Well, lambs, there you have it. The hottest hookups, the rock-steady marriages—all broken down with top notch research.

Select the hottest couple in Oilers history. The winning duo will be sent a basket of fresh muffins, a free one-night stay at the Holiday Inn on Gateway Boulevard (valid only between Monday and Wednesday excluding holidays) and a slightly used CD copy of Celine Dion’s “A New Day Has Come” to set the mood for our winning duo on Valentine’s Day.

In the event Messier and Gary Coleman win, a corsage will be sent to the widow Coleman for another tearful reminder of Gary’s passing on to a better place.

So vote as often as you want—the Nation needs to know!