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The Top 50

Wanye
By Wanye
15 years ago
We read Spector’s Hockey Blog with great regularity because:
  1. He is now the only writer for The Hockey News who doesn’t stroke the Leafs with delicate care
  2. He works for Fox Sports yet incredibly understands hockey, and doesn’t ask what happened to the glowing puck
  3. He links to the OilersNation on the rare occasion that it breaks news
Spector just told us that The Hockey News just released their top 50 players for the 2008-2009 season. And they are:
  1. Sidney Crosby
  2. Alex Ovechkin
  3. Henrik Zetterburg
  4. Pavel Datsyuk
  5. Vincent Lecavalier
  6. Niklas Lidstrom
  7. Roberto Luongo
  8. Jarome Iginla
  9. Evgeni Malkin
  10. Dany Heatley
  11. Chris Pronger
  12. Daniel Alfredsson
  13. Marian Gaborik
  14. Henrik Lundqvist
  15. Brendan Morrow
  16. Evgeni Nabokov
  17. Marian Hossa
  18. Ilya Kovalchuk
  19. Eric Staal
  20. Zdeno Chara
  21. Joe Thornton
  22. Dion Phaneuf
  23. Martin Brodeur
  24. J-S Giguere
  25. Martin St-Louis
  26. Scott Niedermayer
  27. Brian Rafalski
  28. Sergei Gonchar
  29. Marty Turco
  30. Ryan Getzlaf
  31. Andrei Markov
  32. Zach Parise
  33. Ales Hemsky
  34. Jason Spezza
  35. Vesa Toskola
  36. Rick Nash
  37. Joe Sakic
  38. Scott Gomez
  39. Ryan Miller
  40. Jonathan Toews
  41. Daniel Sedin
  42. Daniel Briere
  43. Anze Kopitar
  44. Miika Kiprusoff
  45. Paul Statsny
  46. Shane Doan
  47. Derek Roy
  48. Mark Savard
  49. Mike Richards
  50. Patrick Kane

Notes

First thing is first: #33, lambs—none other than the Hemskyianian One himself. Sorry Spezza. Sorry Nash. Sorry Briere.

Overrated

#7 Luongo? Try explaining that when the Canucks finish last in the Northwest.
#20 Zdeno Chara? Really? Is this list actually titled “Big donkeys who signed fortunate deals in Original Six Cities?”
#28 Sergei Gonchar? Huh? What year is this list from?
#46 Shane Doan? Zuh? How many strings did Gretzky have to pull to get him on this thing?

Underrated

#2 We would rank Ovi-One over Crosby any day.
#36 Poor Rick Nash. Brule isn’t the only player who suffered in Columbus the past few seasons.
Where is Henrik Sedin? He is the exact same player as Daniel. If one makes it, the other should tie at the same position.

And also…

Have you ever heard of The Sports Score Forecaster? They are new our favourite magazine for gambling degens, as they have picked the Oilers to finish THIRD in the Western Conference. And you have to pay $9.99 for the report. Suckers—we would happily pay $100 for a report that lists the Oil as winners of the Northwest in 2008–09

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