Who wouldn’t want to watch 12 minutes of McDavid doing McDavid things?

I was cruising the Internet this morning, looking for things to write about, when I found this video of Connor McDavid doing McDavid things for 12 straight minutes. If you’re looking for ways to kill some company time then this is a worthwhile way do it.

I don’t think I have to remind you guys that Connor McDavid’s hands are complete witchcraft. The guy can do things with a puck at full speed that buckles the knees of the mere mortals that are on the ice trying to stop him, and it’s a beautiful thing to watch. I defy you to watch this video and not get blood rushing to your loins.

I’ve watched this video three times already and I will probably knock it out another few times before this Monday is over. I just can’t get over the witchcraft that I’m seeing and can’t help but wonder what the game of hockey looks like to Connor McDavid as compared to what I saw in my Junior B days.

I assume it’s kinda like when Neo discovered his true abilities at the end of the Matrix and the whole world turned into a playground. Whatever the truth is, I can’t get enough of it and I still have a hard time believing that we’ll get to watch him cast his spells for the next nine years.

Shout out to /u/madbro91 for posting this clip in the Oilers sub and huge props to Sports Archivist 2017 for throwing this video together. More Connor content please, Internet.