Seriously. What the hell was that supposed to be? An Ice Hockey Match? You shut your dirty mouth.

Glad to see that the Mighty Oil decided to show up in Carolina with the compete level of a last place Atom Tier 15 hockey team that is playing in the consolation game of Minor Hockey Week.

Think about that assessment for a minute – it is exactly bang on.

If there is anything more porous than the Oilers defense against the Carolina Hurricanes during the game on November 9, 2010 – we can’t think of what it is. A big well done to everyone involved.

Have your Movembers grown into your brain stems and affected your ability to react to visual stimuli?

With all your ex Oilers that are so smug beating up on the E-Town squad.

We see you there Samsonov you washed up clown. You too Erik Cole you traitorious nerd. How many people were at the game exactly? Twelve? Nice hockey market.

Good luck with a fulfilling career down there.

*pants heavily*

There.  We feel much better. Good luck in the next game fellas.