Clash of the Titans

Oh Snap!

Well, lambs, it’s game time. The 2004 and 2006 Stanley Cup finalists (currently ranked ranked 30th and 29th in the league, respectively) are squaring off in the battle for 28th spot. Or, as we like to call it, the Battle of Alberta.

I don’t care if they’re 90th in the league and the Flames are 103rd, beating the Flames is like winning a midget-tossing contest against Hulk Hogan: deeply satisfying.

Our iron-clad prediction: Oilers 52, Flames 0.

Yes, it’s going to be a blow-out like that. Man, these mushrooms are starting to kick.

  • I'm a Scientist!

    I would have to agree with that. I would gladly like to be the fan of 2007-2008 toilet bowl champions Edmonton Oilers if it meant that we beat the flames to do so.

    Toilet duck anyone