Read this then pray to the Gods of Hockey Trades


Hossa talking about resigning in Atlanta:

“There’s always possibility, but there’s a very slim chance to do that,” he told the newspaper. “We’ve been waiting such a long time, right now, what kind of miracle is going to happen right now? There’s a slim chance, but like I said, there’s still one week away and you never know.”

Please, Gods of Hockey, with your mullets and your rock guitars. Why can’t Marian Hossa become an Oiler? We have a wicked-rich owner now, we’ve sold out over 110 games in a row, our team kinda blows so we can trade people without worrying about upsetting any chemistry.

Please Gods of Hockey, trade Hossa to Edmonton. In Lord Stanley’s name we pray,

The OilersNation