When it comes to celebrity weddings, no other nuptuals loom larger on our personal horizon than the Duff-Comrie wedding. The interwebs are all aflutter about it and the slew of cosmetic procedures that Duff will be undergoing to look her very best for the Oilers winger.
"Hilary is obsessed with looking her best on her wedding day. She recently got her boobs done and has been getting Botox and fillers to make her face look as good as possible. She is determined to work out six days a week, and she brings Mike along so they can motivate each other. She’s lost 10 pounds already!"
10 pounds?! Botox?! Isn’t Hilary Duff 22 years old? What’s the business with THAT? This very same site also gushes about "NFL player Mike Comrie" so we suppose not everything being presented can be considered a fact during the exciting days ahead.
Speaking of sites we hope are wrong, this site is reporting:
"Mike and Hilary will waltz down the aisle at the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara on Oct. 17."
Considering the Oilers are scheduled to play the Flames the night before, we hope that these folks are mistaken. We can only imagine the anxiety of the team of stylists sitting in the stands during the game, gasping each time a stick gets raised around Comrie’s soon to be married face, before they are able to whisk him safely away to the wedding the following day.
Take a look at the quasi bearded face in the top photograph, hidden away behind a pair of aviator sunglasses and smartly matched with a lumberjack polo ensemble. Does this look like a man who is focused on leading a crop of super rookies out of last place in the NHL?
Or is he the guy who is looking to live in LA and try and land a recurring role on CSI: Miami?
Do we want Mike Comrie back or are we happy to let him sail off into the sunset?
For the life of us, we can’t decide.