Now, I know what you’re thinking; “JEANSHORTS YOU MORON OF COURSE WE’RE WORTHY OF MCDAVID! WE TRUDGED THROUGH CLOSE TO A DECADE OF SEWAGE BRAND HOCKEY® AND NOW WE FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO!” And I agree!
What we mean here is that we’re not worthy of the insanity of we’re about to witness for the next decade. We’re not worthy to be in the presence of a young man who seems to transcend this earthly plane of existence. We’re not worthy of having our brains exploded when McDavid dekes through the entire Calgary Flames roster and hangs Dougie Hamilton’s jock strap on his mantle as a trophy. We are but humble citizens of The Nation, and McDavid is our new god. WE BOW DOWN TO YOU MCSAVIOUR!
And we’d also like to ask for a little help here Nation; blast this video all over Twitter whenever McDavid scores a goal. Repost this one zillion times on Instagram when McDavid scores hat trick after hat trick. Add this to your LinkedIn so future employers have NO CHOICE but to hire you on the spot.
Now go forth Nation, and spread the gospel of McDavid!