Attention Nation Citizens. I’m here to tell you about a few of the latest Nationgear shirt designs we launched this week. Buckle in!

At this morning’s press conference, a magnificent line was dropped that made us salivate at the thought of future Internet jokes. Here’s the quote:

There’s something in the water here in Edmonton that keeps us from getting it right, and we’ve got to get that figured out.

It didn’t take us that long to realize this would make an awesome tee shirt, so we give you, our new Blame The Water tee! Like this shirt? You can buy it now for only $25! Please keep in mind it’s a pre-sale, so shipping could take between 10-14 business days. Shop now.

There's something in the water here in Edmonton that keeps us from getting it right. Blame the water pre-sale tees are now available! https://t.co/eGxa7N83ii pic.twitter.com/HL927QDTq3

— Oilersnation.com (@OilersNation) January 23, 2019

In case you missed it, yesterday we dropped a couple other tees that are sure to put a smile on your face. I’m proud to introduce our 97 Locker Room tee, and our Not a Sexy Player tee! Whatever your method of coping for the team’s situation right now is, we’ve got a shirt for you! Shop now. 

The shirts are officially launched! Purchase your Locker Room and Not a Sexy Player pre-sale tees today for $25 each! https://t.co/PG7vJqxJ55 pic.twitter.com/kRPwuDezIV

— Oilersnation.com (@OilersNation) January 22, 2019