Oh, hello there.

I am currently busy in my study enjoying a thorough read-through of one of the many great works of one of my favorite authors of classic literature. Yes, I know, how did Ann Rule write so many riveting novels? She truly does have a keen grasp on telling the story of true crimes.

Now, how are you doing? That’s good to hear. I suppose you’re here to inquire about the goings on in the Team 1260 NationDraft.  Well I believe I could oblige and give you an update as to how things are looking.

Let’s sally forth, shall we?

Lookie here!  We have some slight changes in the top ten since our last update.  “Peniuk Pukes” shimmied their way into the top ten and kicked “empaul” out into the ranks of the common folk beyond the top ten.  “Kevo91” gave up their third place spot to “The G.O.A.T.” and slid down to seventh.  It’s always good to see some movement in the top ten.  “Young Guns” and “Calgary Sucks” better hope their picks hold up.

Speaking of great people, I would imagine you are vibrating in excitement to see how your draft picks stack up to the fine folks that bring you Oilersnation.com.  Well, vibrate no longer my friend.  I happen to have a list right here:

Woah, nicely done me.  *pats self on back* 

Gregor & Brownlee:  I’m truly sorry to see your rankings slip so hard.  It would be a shame if they were to slip any further.  (insert evil laughter here)

I had Evgeni Malkin slated for a Not Hot spot, but it would seem that he came out of his funk last night with a hat trick.  I also see that Crosby had a small night in the points department last night.  Ok…he had six freakin’ points!  Yeesh.

Iginla, where are you dude?   With one point over the past five games he’s not helping anyone’s NationDraft team too much.  Maybe the Olympics will help his confidence?  *crosses fingers for Team Canada*

Don’t seamen use boats?

I figured this site needed more mention of the word "Ogden".

We’ll see tonight I guess!  (oh boy.)

This concludes the latest edition of the Team 1260 NationDraft Update.  I hope your team isn’t sucking as hard as mine.

Yours truly,

The Towel Boy