Oh, hello there.
I am currently busy in my study enjoying a thorough read-through of one of the many great works of one of my favorite authors of classic literature. Yes, I know, how did Ann Rule write so many riveting novels? She truly does have a keen grasp on telling the story of true crimes.
Now, how are you doing? That’s good to hear. I suppose you’re here to inquire about the goings on in the Team 1260 NationDraft.  Well I believe I could oblige and give you an update as to how things are looking.
Let’s sally forth, shall we?

Team 1260 NationDraft Update as of Jan 19/10

The Top Ten

Team Name
Points
Points behind
1. Young Guns
679
0
2. Calgary Sucks
675
-4
3. The G.O.A.T
675
-4
4. Peniuk Pukes
674
-5
5. R Kenny’s Killers
668
-11
6. Inverno76 Oilers
668
-11
7. Kevo91
668
-11
8. FTC
668
-11
9. Subaru Shooters
668
-11
10. MoOsEkNuCkLe
668
-11
Lookie here!  We have some slight changes in the top ten since our last update.  “Peniuk Pukes” shimmied their way into the top ten and kicked “empaul” out into the ranks of the common folk beyond the top ten.  “Kevo91” gave up their third place spot to “The G.O.A.T.” and slid down to seventh.  It’s always good to see some movement in the top ten.  “Young Guns” and “Calgary Sucks” better hope their picks hold up.
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The Nation Crew

Speaking of great people, I would imagine you are vibrating in excitement to see how your draft picks stack up to the fine folks that bring you Oilersnation.com.  Well, vibrate no longer my friend.  I happen to have a list right here:
Team Name
Points
Points behind
120. Robin Brownlee
639
-40
341. RossCreek Renegades
612
-67
435. Jason Gregor
601
-78
521. Towel Boy Vs. Mothra
590
-89
709. The Pacinos
562
-117
744. Bonsignore Citizens Brigade
556
-123
868. Lord Wanye’s Steeds
508
-171
Woah, nicely done me.  *pats self on back* 
Gregor & Brownlee:  I’m truly sorry to see your rankings slip so hard.  It would be a shame if they were to slip any further.  (insert evil laughter here)

Who’s Hot?

I had Evgeni Malkin slated for a Not Hot spot, but it would seem that he came out of his funk last night with a hat trick.  I also see that Crosby had a small night in the points department last night.  Ok…he had six freakin’ points!  Yeesh.
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Who’s Not?

Iginla, where are you dude?   With one point over the past five games he’s not helping anyone’s NationDraft team too much.  Maybe the Olympics will help his confidence?  *crosses fingers for Team Canada*

Honorable Mention
717. The Flyin’ Seamen
561
-118

Don’t seamen use boats?
747. Team Ogden Jr.
556
-123
I figured this site needed more mention of the word "Ogden".
872. Vancouver sucks
502
-177
We’ll see tonight I guess!  (oh boy.)

This concludes the latest edition of the Team 1260 NationDraft Update.  I hope your team isn’t sucking as hard as mine.
Yours truly,
The Towel Boy
 
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