Well, lambs, it’s game time. The 2004 and 2006 Stanley Cup finalists (currently ranked ranked 30th and 29th in the league, respectively) are squaring off in the battle for 28th spot. Or, as we like to call it, the Battle of Alberta.

I don’t care if they’re 90th in the league and the Flames are 103rd, beating the Flames is like winning a midget-tossing contest against Hulk Hogan: deeply satisfying.

Our iron-clad prediction: Oilers 52, Flames 0.

Yes, it’s going to be a blow-out like that. Man, these mushrooms are starting to kick.