The NHL Draft is quickly approaching, free agency is too, and that meant the boys on the Real Life Podcast had plenty to talk about despite not actually touching on any of it.

Kicking off the Thursday episode of Real Life, the guys started with a conversation about how much swearing happens on the podcast and whether the guys should try and curb the habit. With the cursing discussion out of the way, the guys dove into the Titan submersible story that everyone is talking about and how it is a wild story to follow in every single capacity. That led the guys to talk about what activities they would avoid as a means of self-preservation. Changing gears entirely, Chalmers asked the listeners for some parenting advice as he is reaching a point in his parenthood where his oldest son is getting his first cell phone. As you’d expect, the advice the boys came up with ranged from acceptable to entirely awful. Unsurprisingly, the rest of the podcast was littered with a laundry list of topics that ranged from home care to sub pumps to how useless the boys are when it comes to construction.