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The summer lull is in full swing and that means generating summer content can be a struggle at times. Luckily for you guys, this slow period for Oilers news means that I need something to do, and when I need something to do that means I give things away. My friends, it’s contest time.
If you’ve ever entered a Nation contest you already know how much I like giving away Wanye’s stuff, and since you’re still reading this I assume you want to win said stuff. Whenever Baron Von Wanye is off to take over the world I like to rummage through his things and figure out what kind of contest prizes I can scrape together. As always, Wanye’s desk drawers were filled with swag and I took it upon myself to plan on giving it all away. Normally, this would be where I’d tell you that we’re doing a photoshop contest or something like that, but I wanted to change things up a little bit. This time around, I’m asking you to take a Mini Chris home with you, and maybe take him out on an adventure.
Confused? Let me explain…
THE CONTEST
This is one of my favourite contests that we’ve ever come up with, and anyone with a camera phone can enter. All you have to do is print off a Mini Chris (below) and take him with you wherever you go. I’m looking for my little buddy to be included in some great pictures from whatever it is that is keeping you occupied during the summer. The point of the contest is to get out there and have some fun with your Mini Chris and take a picture that will win you some of Wanye’s stuff.
THE RULES

The rules of the contest are simple. Below, you will find a PDF copy of the Mini Chris shown in the pictures above. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to print off your very own Mini Chris and take pictures with him anywhere you go. Sitting at your desk working on some kind of report? Mini Chris knows Excel spreadsheets. Doing a portage with your jackass buddies from high school? Bring Mini Chris along as your skipper. Smoking some pork ribs in your back yard? Mini Chris. You get the idea.
The deadline to enter will be Sunday, August 14th at 11:59pm. Anything that comes in past that deadline will be disqualified unless it is so mind-explodingly good that my bowels evacuate and the heavens open up with your name strewn across the clouds. From there, we will pare the entries down to five or six finalists and commence the voting. To submit your entry (or entries), you can email it to me at baggedmilk@oilersnation.com.
PRIZES

As always, no contest can be complete without prizes, I’ve put together the following prize packages:
- 1st place: Tuxedo tee, We’re Not Worthy tee, Nation pullover, Exercise bag, ONAD Hat, phone case, Pint GC, Oodle Noodle GC, and a sticker package
- 2nd place: Tuxedo tee, Nation pullover, ONAD hat, phone case, Pint GC, Oodle Noodle GC, and a sticker package
- 3rd place: Tuxedo tee, ONAD hat, phone case, Pint GC, Oodle Noodle GC, and a sticker package
- We’ll pick 5 random contestants to win a Oodle Noodle, Pint GC, or Nation sticker package (whichever you prefer)
As always, I want to thank Above and Beyond Promotions, Oodle Noodle, World Health Club, the Pint for putting up the prizes for this contest. Winners will be selected through the power of pollz, as per tradition. From there, I’ll reach out to the winners via email, and shower them with praise and Internet glory.
Now go forth, print off your Mini Chris, and get as creative as possible with your pictures. There is no limit to how many times you can enter this contest, so the more entries you submit the better chance you’ll have at sending a winner.
Good luck, Nation. May the force be with you, but mostly with me.